What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

What should I do to stop being angered easily?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

What is the happy reality of our generation?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…